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DEAR ABBY: There’s a woman at work I am drawn to, but I’m tired of getting turned down. She’s very talkative with me and asks me lots of questions, but when I have come on to her, I am rebuffed.

DEAR ABBY: My husband inherited a nasty habit from his mother.He calls people “crazy” to discredit them so he can win arguments and stifle discussion. I have told him it’s lazy to pass ...

DEAR ABBY: My son-in-law is never on time for anything. He’s in charge of driving his young son to elementary school and is consistently late by four or five minutes. He and my daughter have ...

Dear Abby: My husband bought me a beautiful diamond ring for our 35th anniversary. People often ask how much it cost and why we would spend that. I know I don’t have to explain myself, and I try ...

Dear Abby: I am in a committed relationship with a wonderful man. We are not married, but we call each other husband and wife and have two beautiful children together. Our relationship is great.

DEAR ABBY: My dad, who is nearing 80, has been married to my stepmom, “Ruth,” for nearly 35 years.She has always been temperamental and controlling to a degree, but during the last few years ...

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DEAR ABBY: My husband retired three weeks ago, and he has been driving me crazy ever since. I’m a night owl, and he’s known it since we met 10 years ago.

DEAR ABBY: My son-in-law is never on time for anything. He’s in charge of driving his young son to elementary school and is consistently late by four or five minutes.