Don Knotts is Hollis Figg, the dumbest bookkeeper in town. When the city fathers buy a second-hand computer to cover up their financial shenanigans, they promote Figg to look after things, knowing ...

This has to be up there in either the Lamest Questions posted on Ars or the Weirdest but anyways..<BR><BR>I have a few movie scripts I've purchased, and right now are all in bubble wrapped ...