"Congrats on surviving another year! You’ve officially passed the ‘newbie’ stage and leveled up to ‘seasoned pro’... or at least, ‘not totally lost’!"

Here are some more funny messages to celebrate a colleague's work anniversary:

• "Happy anniversary! You didn’t think we’d really forget, did you? Well, honestly we did. The computer reminded us it was your work anniversary." ^{someonesentyouagreeting.com 1}
• "Happy work anniversary! You’ve been here so long I bet you had to chisel your W-2 in stone." ^{someonesentyouagreeting.com 1}
• "Congrats on your first year! You’ve mastered the art of looking busy while actually daydreaming about lunch." ^{terryberry.com 2}
• "Happy work anniversary! Your dedication to your job is something we can only aspire to… aspire not to replicate that is!" ^{someonesentyouagreeting.com 1}
• "Happy anniversary! But if you were hoping that making it to a 1-year anniversary meant a pay rise.. or even getting to leave early – you were wrong." ^{someonesentyouagreeting.com 1}
• "Happy work anniversary! You’ve done a great job doing… your job!" ^{someonesentyouagreeting.com 1}
• "Congrats on five years! You’ve reached the point where you can predict every coworker's catchphrase before they say it." ^{terryberry.com 2}